Dive into a collection of past posts and rediscover timeless content.
Turns out $5 gas is easy to ignore when the president is reviewing a senator's glutes.
Oct 23, 2026
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A helpful message you can cut-and-paste
Oct 21, 2026
All signs of aging must stop
Oct 20, 2026
2 min read
Why KFC's tiny Go Buckets are the most American headline of the year.
Oct 14, 2026
A Fully Distracted exclusive that will solve all our problems
Oct 13, 2026
