There’s a lot going on right now, and everybody has an opinion they want to share. Our social media and personal spaces are filled to the brim with endless chatter. So as a public service, I have prepared the following statement you all can use on your social-media pages or in your group chats, pleading for a slight break from the chaos.

You’re welcome, citizens of the Fully Distracted world.

Just cut and paste the following, and make sure to insert your name or pronoun where appropriate:

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You'll need to be Fully Distracted to read the rest.

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