Good news, folks. I’ve figured out the answer to most of our current problems!

Not all of them, of course. I’m still searching for a way to get those stupid stickers that grocery stores put on apples banned like asbestos. I could start a separate newsletter focused only on my hatred of apple stickers. Don’t get me started.

But as for the myriad other problems we face, I think the solution is simple. We have to get American society to embrace the mantra: “How about not doing that?”