I was pretty frustrated about high grocery prices, but then President Donald Trump started talking about Republican Ohio Sen. Jon Husted’s butt.

Trump recently said of Husted’s posterior: “His ass is like…it’s like a pile of muscle.”

That made a $10 box of cereal seem worth it, because I now know Husted, who is running for reelection, has a pretty sweet tail end. Any president who provides this kind of public service is OK in my book.

Trump has repeated his Husted-ass admiration several times, enough for me to stop caring about $5-per-gallon gas prices.

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